If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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