Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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