think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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