we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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