I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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