garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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