Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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