Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Bring me that man meat
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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