if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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