Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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