Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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