You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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