if you like me you must not know who I am
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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