at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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