How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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