Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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