How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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