I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
last night I used snow as a chaser
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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