Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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