dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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