He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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