Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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