Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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