That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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