I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
where does the pee come out of this thing
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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