So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
