you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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