that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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