I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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