If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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