I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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