There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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