and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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