Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Drake has all the answers
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
