There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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