They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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