absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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