Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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