Can Purell be used as lube?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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