So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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