it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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