It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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