oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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