"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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