i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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