What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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