I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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