nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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