i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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