i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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