Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Can I color on your dick again?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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