Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My dick has a subreddit
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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