Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
ok first of all what the fuck
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