that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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