So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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